Thursday, August 18, 2011

八月功課﹣observers

今個月嘅功課特大份呀,今次我地一齊化身精神病人,用第二個角度睇下你嘅週圍。。。

1/你以為佢真係燈制?佢日日喺屋企啤住你;佢好貪靚架,”查“唇膏帶頭飾㖭


2/一落街,總係覺得又有野望住自己,係咪自己多心呢?


3/大家樂食早餐,係咪疑心大呢?覺得又比人啤住啦


4/番到公司,以為避得開,又有另一隻燈制接班,望住你眼都唔眨


5/去廁所,企埋尿兜小個便,面前嘅水管對住我陰陰笑


6/枱面嘅喇叭幾時有眼有咀架?


7/終於捱到食飯,約同事飲茶,張點心咭O咀呀


8/睇下天花板,滴汗喎佢


9/食完飯行返公司,個地盆圍滿水馬,呢隻射喱眼


10/呢隻電埋髮㖭


11/鬼馬豬唇喎妳


12/日日行都唔覺,有個四眼仔哈哈笑呀~


13/坑渠蓋都囂張左


14/地下有舊垃圾,好囧


12/公司貨倉攞野,有隻河童


唔得啦,我要攞假

15/行公園,有個大鼻四眼佬


16/兒童遊樂場搵位坐下,哇,有個荳皮妹,點坐呀


17/咦!果邊有櫈,睇真D,奪命狂呼呀,走呀~~


18/唔知走左去邊,越嚟越心寒呀,救命呀~


19/有無人救我呀~



呢份功課想講嘅係。。。若要人不知,除非己莫為呀,各位~

ps:鍾意邊張呢?

16 意見:

supageti said...

幾好想像力吖 ~~~

30 Something said...

LIKE!

l.minor said...

好正呀~

我想問你公司...唔係即係你屋企?
你唔係freelancer咩?又有貨倉?

largeheadboy said...

我又 like!
諗起當年首金曲 somebody watching me~

best actor said...

好似有人飲大o左~~ :o)

Bittermelon said...

全部都係有趣既面孔,好好玩喎^^

naruto said...

阿粉:
一向架啦,呵呵

30 Something:
多謝

l.minor:
神經病發作寫嘅野都好信嘅

largeheadboy:
唔識有首咁嘅歌

best actor:
飲左烏龍咋喎

bittermelon:
呢輯我都覺得好玩

瘋膏 said...

Like, 有幾張笑咗。

TY said...

like X 2!

4號個樣好小朋友...5號個樣好似動畫果D機械人!
最鍾意11號鬼馬朱唇!!

naruto said...

瘋膏:
主打恐佈架喎今期,呵呵

TY:
我最有感覺係1號,好hello kitty

卡臣 said...

有創意
我鍾意

Lazy Smurfette said...

晌FB睇完笑左一餐
呢度再睇好似睇恐..怖..片.. *o*

naruto said...

卡臣:
呢篇我都中意:)

Lazy Smurfette:
唔同寫法,感覺都唔同呀

ayclui said...

有創意
我鍾意 x2

我揀河童&尿兜~ 睇完呢篇馬上喺屋企搵下有冇類似嘅o野~ ^^

laulong said...

哈哈,果然別具慧眼 !

naruto said...

ayclui:
搵到第二樣野就唔好啦~~~

laulong:
多謝~~

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