仲唔搵到個位講我專長嘅,唔係特首同余若薇,真係講大便論。。。
*對我嚟講,大便論定大辯論緊要?心照啦!
*大便有幾重要?以你正常每日去一次,七十歲命嚟講,咁你就要屙25550次,wow,係25550次呀,數字幾咁驚人呢!
*如果每日坐塔10分鐘,你嘅人生就有255500分鐘用左嚟坐塔,所以大家要鍚住馬生啦!得閒同佢沖下身啦~
*一個成年人每日平均有二百克大便,一年就73000克,重過你自己
*民謠都有得唱:食得多,屙得多,屙屎屙滿籮;而家呢,全部沖落海,我其實最担心有一日我地會屙滿個海囉。。。
*因為我細個成日諗,D大便沖左落海,但我地不停供貨,源源不絕,越瀉越勁,咁個海會唔會消化唔切架;我以前真係以為澳門D水咁嘅色係因為。。。囉
*其實咁多屎,有無得利用呢?拎嚟屎力發電?拎嚟做再做磚?拎嚟,拎嚟做衫,做紙,梘液,藝術品,另類香氛,有無得諗架呢?
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大爺youtuber
9 hours ago
16 意見:
總之大家都路路暢通喇~
屎海都好壯觀喎
你又學人出本"大便書"或者"屎撈人"啦!
largeheadboy:
條條大路通羅馬(桶)
卡臣:
學民X聯辦番個$30觀屎海團先
Ogake:
出書,要突破,出真相,yeah
施主: 屎海無涯,唯勤是岸~
ayclui:
鍾意C主呢個詞呀
你句野其實係咪即係D屎多到堆上岸?
撞鬼咯,你講嘅野同曾黑面一擔擔呀~~
Your flush won't go directly to the sea. Sewage plants will neutralise our shxt!
But visiting the sewage plant would be good fun if you are "passionate" about "toilet issues".
=)
maymay:
你上次煮果碟“五雞公球”,得17%人話好食,你仲話成功,你點對得住你隻靚鑊,你答我
講完要對住鏡頭笑一野:)
Phil Chan:
真係專家喎,邊度有得睇D sewage plant呀?我有興趣架
嘩~~見到咁多個屎字,搞到我都有所意欲添~~
Rempi:
唔係有食慾咩?
我煮嘅野人人有得食,"五雞公球"一人有一球,對得住天地良鑊,唔好屈我!
對住鏡頭笑左~~
C主: 屎海無涯,唯勤是岸嘅真正意思係:
屎海係好大, 唯有勤力d 屙先會到岸~ 善哉.
maymay:
你仲有三分三十二秒,我有三分四十秒,我win
ayclui:
咁我一定上左岸好耐,我比平常人用多好多時間精力架啦
Don't know how to get into a effluent plant in HK. But this photo will cheer you up.
http://www.buddhanet.idv.tw/aspboard/UploadFile/2008-3/2008371947948067.jpg
=)
Phil Chan:
OH, THANKS~
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