Friday, June 18, 2010

大辯論?

仲唔搵到個位講我專長嘅,唔係特首同余若薇,真係講大便論。。。

*對我嚟講,大便論定大辯論緊要?心照啦!

*大便有幾重要?以你正常每日去一次,七十歲命嚟講,咁你就要屙25550次,wow,係25550次呀,數字幾咁驚人呢!

*如果每日坐塔10分鐘,你嘅人生就有255500分鐘用左嚟坐塔,所以大家要鍚住馬生啦!得閒同佢沖下身啦~

*一個成年人每日平均有二百克大便,一年就73000克,重過你自己

*民謠都有得唱:食得多,屙得多,屙屎屙滿籮;而家呢,全部沖落海,我其實最担心有一日我地會屙滿個海囉。。。

*因為我細個成日諗,D大便沖左落海,但我地不停供貨,源源不絕,越瀉越勁,咁個海會唔會消化唔切架;我以前真係以為澳門D水咁嘅色係因為。。。囉

*其實咁多屎,有無得利用呢?拎嚟屎力發電?拎嚟做再做磚?拎嚟,拎嚟做衫,做紙,梘液,藝術品,另類香氛,有無得諗架呢?

﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣﹣
米生登場

16 意見:

largeheadboy said...

總之大家都路路暢通喇~

卡臣 said...

屎海都好壯觀喎

Ogake said...

你又學人出本"大便書"或者"屎撈人"啦!

naruto said...

largeheadboy:
條條大路通羅馬(桶)

卡臣:
學民X聯辦番個$30觀屎海團先

Ogake:
出書,要突破,出真相,yeah

ayclui said...

施主: 屎海無涯,唯勤是岸~

naruto said...

ayclui:
鍾意C主呢個詞呀

你句野其實係咪即係D屎多到堆上岸?

maymay said...

撞鬼咯,你講嘅野同曾黑面一擔擔呀~~

Phil Chan said...

Your flush won't go directly to the sea. Sewage plants will neutralise our shxt!

But visiting the sewage plant would be good fun if you are "passionate" about "toilet issues".

=)

naruto said...

maymay:
你上次煮果碟“五雞公球”,得17%人話好食,你仲話成功,你點對得住你隻靚鑊,你答我

講完要對住鏡頭笑一野:)

Phil Chan:
真係專家喎,邊度有得睇D sewage plant呀?我有興趣架

Rempei said...

嘩~~見到咁多個屎字,搞到我都有所意欲添~~

naruto said...

Rempi:
唔係有食慾咩?

maymay said...

我煮嘅野人人有得食,"五雞公球"一人有一球,對得住天地良鑊,唔好屈我!

對住鏡頭笑左~~

ayclui said...

C主: 屎海無涯,唯勤是岸嘅真正意思係:

屎海係好大, 唯有勤力d 屙先會到岸~ 善哉.

naruto said...

maymay:
你仲有三分三十二秒,我有三分四十秒,我win

ayclui:
咁我一定上左岸好耐,我比平常人用多好多時間精力架啦

Phil Chan said...

Don't know how to get into a effluent plant in HK. But this photo will cheer you up.

http://www.buddhanet.idv.tw/aspboard/UploadFile/2008-3/2008371947948067.jpg

=)

naruto said...

Phil Chan:
OH, THANKS~

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