Friday, December 4, 2009

金鈴﹣4

一入醫師間房,佢就笑口“洗洗”咁走埋嚟摷我D頭髮,睇我有無出新毛,但佢表情動作都令我諗起馬騮捉蚤;

醫:仲未出新頭髮喎!

我:我知呀!不過精神好左,鼻敏感唔見左咗,瞓少左

醫:拎隻手嚟把把脈。。。。咦!個肝仲係熱,肺都熱喎!

我:其實關唔關我啱啱食完韓國燒呢?

醫黑面:食完幾耐?

我:一個鐘頭前

醫:咁就有關啦。。。。

我心諗:我食過乜你都知?咁勁?你又無話過唔食得熱氣野

針灸期間,講到黑眼圈嘅問題,佢話可以免費比條藥方我過上環自己執藥磨成粉當facial用,可以減淡色素,但針完大家都無左件事,睇嚟佢都應該針兩野

又。。。佢免費燒左隻八段錦叫我有時間就學,但番到屋企。。。開唔到嘅?DVD定VCD嚟架?

我學埋八段錦?今次真係大叔啦!

D頭髮幼,前面一長就轉彎,噚日去剪髮,洗完頭,剪開嘅髮型師第一句就話:咦!今次前面好順喎,可以keep住再留喎!我即諗起唔通真係針灸有D效?同佢講左針灸嘅事,佢又即刻喺度捉蚤。。。。最後吹完頭,佢加多句,D髮質係唔同左喎!

第四集完,而家解答家庭觀眾嘅問題:

網球手可用針灸+推拿方法醫,但首要係暫停打波!

頭疣,中醫角度比較長手尾,可飲用金銀花+唔知乜野,”乜野“係藥引,竟然唔記得,有需要再問

胆固醇過高,需每日食麥皮加灼本耳

濕疹,可用針灸或艾灸,視乎你熱底定寒底

頭髮,佢話我只係第一期,去到第二期中都仲有得救,不過要施第二種針,好似係一針幾頭架

要介紹就mail我啦,雖然頭髮未出,但身體好左係事實,可以推介

我D blog正經左好多, 勁!

17 意見:

eric said...

我以前喺香港睇開嘅中醫真喺知道我食咗啲乜㗎。仲有連今日有冇去OC都知㗎!

KennyT said...

頭疣即係乜? 好深!

邪留丸~ said...

幾時變得咁正經架...
成個"中醫師"咁...
@.@

supageti said...

可能係 blu-ray 喎 ~~~ :P

largeheadboy said...

頭疣係咪頭殼有粒肉仔嗰啲呀?早幾年我都有一粒,覺得唔係好自在,做手術割了~
唔,去黑眼圈藥方啱我喎~

maymay said...

唔該晒!
唔打波,會俾波友打架喎~~

maymay said...

係呢,醫師係男定女呀?
胆固醇過高,係咪要吃灼"木"耳呀,本耳係乜來架?

阿ta said...

仲未講我知生頭髮果個神醫呀..

Anonymous said...

I want to know the chinese doctor too! I am losing hair big time lately!!

黑柴 said...

針兩嘢就有頭髮生?係既話古生就唔使食藥食到無能啦!唔怪得知o靚模信性交會轉運!

naruto said...

eric:
佢成日問D C靚唔靚,我答:梗係靚啦旗

KennyT:
皮膚病嚟架

邪留丸~:
我專科係。。。。中醫師/中意C

supageti:
我估壞左多D

largeheadboy:
你果隻未必係,通常唔會一粒;西醫用冷凍,唔係割架於

黑眼圈下次攞到就比你

maymay:
我就知你長期打,所以講定你聽

醫師男嘅,不過我都見有個女醫師

打錯字,係木耳

阿ta:
要就mail我啦,唔會post出嚟幫佢賣廣告。。。

不過你咁後生世女,咁大把頭髮,又咁守芝玲,駛乜呀?

Anonymous:
mail 我啦

黑柴:
唔識講,但係有D唔同左,下次見面你睇下有無分別

ps:恭喜呀!視帝

Anonymous said...

I came here via a friend's blog. I don't personally know you but I am interested to know the black eye circle formula. Can you post that?

朱朋 said...

中醫當然一向唔讚成食熱氣野, 唔洗同你講都應誡食啦!

naruto said...

Anonymous:
真有品味,識嚟睇呢個blog

攞到手我post出嚟啦旗

朱朋:
我問過佢駛唔駛“介”口,佢剩係叫我介蘿蔔架

阿ta said...

宋芝齡你個頭呀!!!
我唔知你個EMAIL呀,你SEND去我EMAIL好唔好呀? EMAIL: ah.taaaaa@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

wa~i also want to know the doctor ar! can you send to my email?
EMail: kennis04@hotmail.com. Thx a lot!

ayclui said...

院長, 我想要醫師資料呀, 麻煩你send 比我丫~
ayclui@gmail.com

唔該哂院長~

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