Tuesday, January 19, 2010

怪談

呢幾日出街都遇到D怪位。。。

1/去Amaroni's,waitress嗌佢男同事係咁嗌嘅:BB,31號枱要水呀!/BB,執左D枱先啦,究竟個waiter個名真係叫BB吖?定係原來係情侶做埋同一間餐廳呢?諗起都sweetsweet呀!

2/去沙田行街,入左一間服裝店,個sales嗌:welcome to哨牙?以為聽錯啫,佢又嗌第二次;下?哨牙?我都好哨啦喎,唔駛welcome我啦。。。間舖係zara呀,D咩野發音嚟架?

3/同朋友去圓方睇福爾摩斯,張櫈會跟住部戲嘅槍聲,爆炸同打架而震動;完場問朋友感覺,佢答:好好瞓

4/旺角搭紅van返西環,一個年青少婦拎住一架摺左嘅大型BB車,加一個約兩歲小女孩上車,

跟住問:細路幾多歲先要比錢呀?(哇,幾驚佢比司機鬧呀?)

司機答:我地唔係巴士呀?你坐幾多個位就比幾多個位嘅錢啦

到總站落車,司機竟然同我講:先生,你幫下呢位小姐搬架車落去啦,佢得一個人(咁我當然即幫啦)

怪。。。係個女人好地道,無理由會唔知細路坐位都要比錢
更怪。。。我搭咁耐紅van第一次遇到咁好聲氣,禮貌嘅司機囉!

12 意見:

卡臣 said...

路芙和潘兆聰都解釋唔到

Ogake said...

寄俾梁思浩啦~~~ 將你自己~

Max said...

well cum to 沙華!

best actor said...

BB叫個waitress 做阿媽﹖

陳娃 said...

要搵司徒法正!!!

師傅~~~~~~!!

naruto said...

卡臣:
呢兩我唔識喎

M:
沙華我都唔識

best actor:
BB無嗌過佢,我都想知

WWW:
無睇過呀!剩係知海洋公園廣告咋

maymay said...

咁個美少婦係咪俾左兩份車錢?

阿寶 Francis said...

一個字~~~~謎~!

Lam said...

贊成"寄俾梁思浩啦..."

naruto said...

maymay:
終於有樣識答...1個

阿寶 Francis:
幾架

蕾林:
我連梁生而家做咩野台都唔知

Ogake said...

漏左我呀又!!

naruto said...

Ogake:
寄左你走啦!

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